Character Conversations

[Ivy]

Sometimes our characters are so real to us that they've taken up a personality all of their own. And sometimes their poor human counterparts have conflicting options from their character selves. (Please say I'm not alone in this! )
Anyway this thread is for humor purposes... had an argument recently with your muse? Please share:

Ex:

Ivy: When are you going to post my story.
Me: When the forum gets up and running.
Ivy: Forum looks fine to me...
Me: There's no people here yet Ivy.
Ivy: So that has never stopped us before!
Me: ...
Ivy: Don't you give me that attitude I KNOW you have something already written out... just POST it! I'm sick of waiting in the side lines.
Me: Ivy you'll get your chance to harass people shush for now.
Ivy: Don't you tell me to shush, why is everyone always telling me to shush.. I'm crazy you know!
Me: I'm aware of that... I ya know... DID create you.
Ivy: So that's what you are calling it these days!
Me: Say what?!
Ivy: Lets just say I'm not the only lunatic here!
Me: IVY!!!
Ivy: Okay okay I'm shutting up.

[Charlene]

Charlene smacks Ivy in the head.~~

Charlene: Be patient, This site been down a while. I needs a lot of love and new people to make it alive again.
ME: I was only 18 when I first made this.
Charlene: yeah I could tell...
ME: what does that mean.
Charlene: nothing..just some of the layouts..maybe me story wasn't explained all that great. I have so much to tell but you didn't write it down very well..
ME: I have better writting skills..
Charlene: We shall see.

[Ivy]

Ivy: Com'on com'on com'on
Me: What is it now Ivy
Ivy: I know you have more in there.. we share the same brain
Me: Be happy I put your story up and be quiet for now. Ya know the world doesn't..
Ivy: Shhh of course it does! Everything revolves around me!
Me: Ivy your being unfair, I'm pregnant I'm grumpy and I have dishes to do.
Ivy: pregnant whine pregnant whine thats all you ever do! WRITE ME
Me: you ARE a very needy character
Ivy: Only because you created me to be that way.
Me: I think you are driving me crazy
Ivy: Naaa you where already there in the first place.
Me: I'm going to write you tonight, I'll have plenty of time since I'm pulling an all nighter anyway!
Ivy: NO don't do THAT!
Me: Why not?
Ivy: You'll get it all wrong! You sleep deprived and writing... never a good thing
Me: Sigh... tomorrow
Ivy: "pout"